I live in an interesting house with interesting neighbours. Because of the building material it is nearly impossible to determine from where a sound originates. But the main characters are:
The Existentialists – a couple whom from time to time have very heated (drunk) discussions. Two classic lines are “Who do you represent?” and “Who are you”?
The Ukraine Guy – has loud telephone conversations. Preferably from 23.00 to early morning.
The Movers – a couple who loves to move all their furniture around at random hours by dragging it over the floor.